May 2013
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menacherie:
i dont understand the need to hide tattoos if you work with children. i mean you’re literally working with people that color on their body with markers all day if they could. hell they color YOU with markers if you don’t watch them close enough.
the problem is the parents who need to get the fuck over themselves.
homosaurus-rex:
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
“Going barefoot is the gentlest way of walking and can symbolize a way of living...”
– Adele Coombs, Barefoot Dreaming (via fallingawakeee)
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
“what doesn’t kill you
leaves scars
ruins your lungs
dries out all your tears...”
– c.c. (via fabulousbitch69)
